The Kangaroo
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo, so the zoo officials put up a 3m fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.
A 6m fence was put up. Again he got out.
When the fence was 15m high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo:
“How high do you think they’ll go?”
The kangaroo said, “About 300m unless somebody locks the gate at night!”
Great stories! Open, honest and humorous to read.